I’ve never had a Canadian who wasn’t on skates.

The kids were just jealous of me. Jealous: J-E-A-L…

Wine!!!

They’ll just have to do until Disney unveils their Dumbo line.

Oh I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!!

What’s on second. I Don’t Know’s on third.

Have one? Sounds like you swallowed one.

He took off the Goofy head.

John Patrick Anderson is a regular guy.